Vegetating with Leslie: Let's Talk (No)Turkey

“Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. 
Christmas dinner's dark and blue. 
When you stop and try to see it 
From the turkey's point of view." - Shel Silverstein

If you are vegetarian and the rest of your family and friends are not, you will likely come to that moment when you need to figure out how to serve an important . . . say, holiday . . . meal.

For many years, I prepared two meals.  Difficult.  I like to cook and take pride in good results.  Cooking without tasting is like, well, driving a car with your eyes closed.  Don't much want to go there.

One year I decided to bite the proverbial bullet.  I relented on my principle of no manufactured food and bought a soy "turkey", a brand which will remain unnamed.  Shaped like a ball with twine around it, it looked like a basketball.  It even had its own little package of (no)turkey gravy.

I made everything else my family loved: mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, peas, cranberries, breads, desserts.  Then there was the (no)turkey.

Back in the kitchen, I arranged my (no)turkey as nicely as one can arrange a basketball on a platter.  It still had the appearance of a basketball but a nicely arranged and decorated one.  Everyone was waiting.  I brought it out and placed it on the table.  Stunned silence.  Finally one of my sons spoke.  "Really, Mom?"

Another of my sons, old enough to know better, did what one usually does with a basketball.  He "passed" it to his brother, who unfortunately missed it.  It landed on the floor, and my beagles, who would eat anything without even sniffing, rushed toward it...stopped, SNIFFED, and walked away!

OK, so that didn't work.  After that year, though, I was determined to find a delicious, festive vegetarian Thanksgiving entree.  These Stuffed Pumpkins sell out every year in my cafe.  The perfect entree for a veggie crowd, they are also an impressive side dish for people who require a real turkey.

STUFFED PUMPKIN
Pumpkin and Stuffing
1 Sugar Pumpkin
2 Cups (Pre-cooked) Brown Basmati Rice
2 Cups (Cooked) Chickpeas
4 Cups Almonds/Raisins/Craisins/Apple
4 TB Extra Virgin Olive Oil
2 TB + 2 TSP Sugar
2 TSP Cinnamon
Pinch Hot Paprika

Cut off top of pumpkin.  Cut stem to 2 inches.  Scrape out seeds. Season inside of pumpkin with olive oil and honey (unfiltered sugar for vegans). Rub outside of pumpkin with olive oil. Roast one hour at 350.

Cook two cups brown rice.  Set aside. Sauté almonds, raisins, craisins and apple slices with olive oil, sugar, cinnamon and a pinch hot paprika.  Add to rice with chickpeas. Stir together and re-season.

Apples and Cranberries
3 Baking Apples
6 Cloves
1 LB Bag Cranberries
Pinch Cinnamon
Juice of 1 Orange
2 TB Honey (Unfiltered Sugar for Vegans)
1/4 - 1/2 Cup White Sesame, Toasted

Halve and oil the apples. Bake with cinnamon and cloves.

For sauce, juice orange and add 2+ TB honey (or sugar). Reduce sauce.  Add cranberries and cook very briefly.  Remove cranberries.  Reduce sauce further. Recombine sauce and berries.

Assembling Pumpkin
Fill pumpkin loosely, replace pumpkin lid, wrap loosely in foil.  Roast one hour at 325.  Warm remaining stuffing and apples separately.

Plate pumpkin and surround with extra stuffing.  Place roasted apples on stuffing around pumpkin.  Top apples with cranberry sauce.  Garnish with white sesame.

Healthy, happy eating!